Thanks Hon.

Thanks to my husband for teaching Charlie how to go down the stairs. Now I can add that to the list of things for which I have to watch constantly. Let's review:

1. Going up the steps.
2. Opening doors to every room in the house.
3. Putting objects (including hands) in toilet.
4. Climbing on the couch and walking the length of it as fast as he can.
5. Climbing on the chairs and thus onto the table. (If you don't push in your chair you might turn around to see Charlie standing in the middle of the table or, say, for example, eating oranges out of the bowl, peel and all.)
6. Playing with the dog food while the dog is eating.
7. Eating the dog food himself.
8. Wading in the dog's water and then walking throughout the house with sloshy, dog-water socks.
9. Climbing onto the side chairs in the dining room and then onto the hutch. (I found him in there lying on his belly crying because he couldn't figure out how to stand up without hitting his head on the next shelf parallel above him and he couldn't figure out how to get down.)

So, what's left?

1. Climbing out of the crib.
2. Climbing over the baby gates.
3. Repelling over the loft railing.
4. Unlocking the front door.
5. Opening the slider doors.
6. Unlatching the back gates.
7. Striking matches.

What did I miss? Anything? Anything at all?